• ok Wan is my hero. He has relieved the hours of boredom that I have been slowly accruing whilst my three month old baby girl is attached to my boob, guzzling for endless minutes each day.

    Gokked

    ok Wan is my hero. He has relieved the hours of boredom that I have been slowly accruing whilst my three month old baby girl is attached to my boob, guzzling for endless minutes each day.

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  • Yesterday, when the little boy in front of me on the bus  tantrumed for an entire hour I really tried not to judge. I know well that the poor mom trying to control little Mr Psycho could be me in two years time. But seriously!

    Spawn of Satan … on a bus

    Yesterday, when the little boy in front of me on the bus tantrumed for an entire hour I really tried not to judge. I know well that the poor mom trying to control little Mr Psycho could be me in two years time. But seriously!

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  • So what’s up with bicyclists who don’t wear helmets? I understand that cranial protective gear may look a tad brain-like and will thus compromise any attempt at a fashion statement - of course splattered brains mixed with some gravel always goes well with American Apparel.

    From snood to helmet

    So what’s up with bicyclists who don’t wear helmets? I understand that cranial protective gear may look a tad brain-like and will thus compromise any attempt at a fashion statement - of course splattered brains mixed with some gravel always goes well with American Apparel.

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  • Today my colleague at work asked me if I am going to eat my placenta, and if so, would I eat it raw or have it made into pills. As my jaw proceeded to drop and dribble extricated itself from my mouth, I managed to splutter an adamant "No!"

    Placentophagy

    Today my colleague at work asked me if I am going to eat my placenta, and if so, would I eat it raw or have it made into pills. As my jaw proceeded to drop and dribble extricated itself from my mouth, I managed to splutter an adamant "No!"

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  • Owing to POPULAR DEMAND I have compiled an essential guide to the understanding and identification of the <e><strong>Goth</strong></e>. This is useful when on a Camden safari or on the streets of Berlin.

    Goth Shmoth

    Owing to POPULAR DEMAND I have compiled an essential guide to the understanding and identification of the Goth. This is useful when on a Camden safari or on the streets of Berlin.

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  • I have a passion for pink. Hold on. Let me qualify this statement: I have a passion for <e>Hot Pink</e> - also known as Shocking Pink or Fuchsia. Pink looks particularly awesome with black & lime green.

    Pink is for Prostitutes

    I have a passion for pink. Hold on. Let me qualify this statement: I have a passion for Hot Pink - also known as Shocking Pink or Fuchsia. Pink looks particularly awesome with black & lime green.

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  • Okay, here it goes; "Hi, my name is Andrea and I like ABBA". My Sunday night damn-it's-work-the-next-day blues were forgotten after watching the film adaptation of the West End's <em>Mamma Mia!</em> production.

    So bite me then!

    Okay, here it goes; "Hi, my name is Andrea and I like ABBA". My Sunday night damn-it's-work-the-next-day blues were forgotten after watching the film adaptation of the West End's Mamma Mia! production.

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  • Responsibility. The weight carried by this word is insurmountable. And I am really feeling it today thanks to a headline in the morning's <em>Guardian </em> newspaper...

    The danger of thought

    Responsibility. The weight carried by this word is insurmountable. And I am really feeling it today thanks to a headline in the morning's Guardian newspaper...

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  • onfession: I am one of those losers who actually care who wins Oscars. I will sit through six hours of rambling speeches and corny jokes to see if my favourite guy or gal wins (screw highlights).

    Do dead people deserve Oscars?

    onfession: I am one of those losers who actually care who wins Oscars. I will sit through six hours of rambling speeches and corny jokes to see if my favourite guy or gal wins (screw highlights).

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  • The conversation that inspired today’s rant went as follows: Me: “I wanna write about Slipknot today.” Friend: “Why don’t you write about Beauty. Something that you don’t usually write about. You just wanna write about metal bands.” Me: “Bitch – metal is beauty!”

    Metal = Beauty

    The conversation that inspired today’s rant went as follows: Me: “I wanna write about Slipknot today.” Friend: “Why don’t you write about Beauty. Something that you don’t usually write about. You just wanna write about metal bands.” Me: “Bitch – metal is beauty!”

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