Dear Stupid Moron…

Dear Stupid Moron

Next time you feel the urge to haul your drunken ass onto a road sign and swing from a lamp post in the middle of the night… in the middle of the street… please DON’T!

NOT kind regards…

Dear Police

Next time Stupid Moron decides to stand on a road sign and swing from a lamp post in the middle of the night please use a fucking rubber bullet. A tranquiliser dart would also be adequate.

Whatever your POA, it would also be awesome if you could hurry the fuck up next time! In case you weren’t aware vacillation is ANNOYING! And in case you hadn’t realised; blocking the road, bringing buses to a standstill consequently turning an hour into two-and-a-half, is EVEN MORE ANNOYING!

Thanks.

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