Hollywood based monsters of horror punk – aka The Murderdolls – have been charged with the meteoric massacre of all things mediocre. Wednesday 13 and his corrupt crew of misfits allegedly attacked London’s HMV Forum with a deliciously deranged ferocity that is thought to have inflicted all concert attendees with an irreparable onset of long-term insanity.
Reports from eyewitnesses are consistent in their confirmation of bloodcurdling screams emanating from the HMV Forum on Saturday evening. One gig-goer admitted to a “riotous mania” that took possession of the audience as frontman Wednesday 13 appeared on stage. Further pandemonium was instigated by a raucous rendition of Chapel of Blood that spurred on an assailing madness, which swept over the audience as the ensuing sounds of scintillating screeches and raunchy riffs permeated the atmosphere in the form of Death Valley Superstars, Homicide Drive, Slit My Wrist, Twist My Sister, She Was A Teenage Zombie, My Dark Place Alone, Drug Me To Hell, Summertime Suicide, Die My Bride, People Hate Me, Blood Stained Valentine, Pieces of You, Bad Things (Wednesday 13 cover), Nowhere, Welcome to the Strange cover, 197666, Motherfucker, I Don’t Care, Dawn of the Dead, I Take Drugs, Dead In Hollywood and I Love To Say Fuck .
The Murderdolls’ maliciously metaphoric tongue-in-cheek slaughter of zombified ignorance incited a party-hard attitude amongst audience members, who were particularly ecstatic at the mention of one Paul Gray; recently deceased member of monolithic musical maggot Slipknot. The ‘dolls dedicated Welcome To The Strange to the memory of Mr Gray, and the disorder doubled as the reverent chanting of “Paul Gray” impregnated the atmosphere with ravenous compulsion.
Bystanders witnessing the event thought it curious that audience members seemed to revel in what appeared to be a curse from Wednesday 13, who screamed “we want bad things to happen to each and every one of you.” And more peculiar was the hysteria elicited by a black umbrella boasting the word “FUCK.” All things considered, outsiders are purportedly perplexed at the welcoming of such unadulterated dementia and in response, fans have explained that…
… in the Valley of the Dolls, sweet murderous mayhem reigns supreme – ALWAYS. And especially in London.
