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Latest Posts
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Barbie to the rescue (but don’t tell anyone)
Posted on September 29, 2017 |My daughter got chicken pox...and I let her watch Barbie. -
YakketyYAK #5…Ken Carson gets a makeover
Posted on June 29, 2017 |There’s ‘cornrow Ken’, ‘slim Ken’, ‘mixed-race Ken’ (with a man bun), ‘Asian Ken’, ‘watch-wearing Ken’, 'graphic designer Ken' and uh...‘broad Ken’. A collective of politically correct. -
Barbie gets a makeover – too little, too late?
Posted on February 3, 2016 |Barbie has ruined the world, right? Anorexics and bulimics...it’s all on Barbie – with her wispy waist, brittle wrists and half-baked ass. Fucking Barbie. The bitch. -
Barbie: décor extravaganza
Posted on March 26, 2012 |There are ten simple rules that must be followed to ensure Barbie's 'it's cool to be kitsch' street cred isn't shed by poor decorating... -
Kate rips off Barbie
Posted on April 5, 2011 |WILL & KATE RANDOM ROYAL REGALIA RUBBISH: PRODUCT REVIEW – Franklin Mint has just released a 16-inch plastic replica of Kate Middleton. A Kate Middleton Barbie? Poignant irony. -
Killer Barbie speaks out
Posted on February 22, 2011 |Barbie: gregarious model entrepreneur by day and head-decapitating psycho killer by night; a metaphor exposing the disingenuous temperament of humankind... -
Barbie Ladies of the 80s collection
Posted on November 26, 2009 |Toy company Mattel is gearing for the December launch of its new Barbie Ladies of the 80s collection. The range is aimed primarily at collectors and includes three Barbies... -
Barbie bears the brunt
Posted on November 25, 2009 |My favourite Barbie was the one with the blue party dress and the poofy eighties fringe. My second favourite was my Party Pink Barbie which came adorned in pink, jewels... -
Pink is for Prostitutes
Posted on March 10, 2009 |I have a passion for pink. Hold on. Let me qualify this statement: I have a passion forHot Pink - also known as Shocking Pink or Fuchsia. Pink looks particularly awesome with black & lime green.
