Today a travesty occurred. A friend stole my pink nail polish, smeared it all over her nails, and then proclaimed with glee, “Now I look like a prostitute”. Pink is for prostitutes? Well fuck me! I must be a world class prostitute. Who knew? Not that I have anything against prostitution. Everyone’s got to make a living – we are living in a recession after all.

I have a passion for pink. Hold on. Let me qualify this statement: I have a passion for Hot Pink – also known as Shocking Pink or Fuchsia. Pink looks particularly awesome with black & lime green. My wedding colours were pink red and orange…my wedding dress was pink red and orange (and a bunch of other colours). I have a pink and black tattoo. I am a big fan of decoration, especially when it involves pink. I often liken myself to a Christmas tree. (more…)