TRAVEL Series
This glorious planet was made to traverse. And Rant! is here to tell you about it – the good, the bad and the ugly. It’s all marvelous irrespective!
Free toys for babies … these same pebbles may serve as weapons or garden decorations but I am going with baby toys.
Small children holding hands. And yes, this does only occur in Brighton.
Some gays (and one with a permed mohawk). This could be a very exciting prospect or just plain horrific – check out your homophobe-metre to ascertain.
Candy striped deck chairs.
Fake ‘gangstas’ (in handcuffs). Not as scary as the real thing.
Death omens. This is a good thing because it’s always good to be reminded of death. Especially when one forgets.
A street called Jew. Need I say more.
Somersaulting motorbikes.
You can find India in Brighton. The Taj Mahal moved there.
World anomaly: giant ice cream cone balancing on roof.
Goldilocks wasn’t hiding under the bed. Those silly bears should have looked in Brighton.
A garden in a boat.
Pretty cables.
Weird shit.
Jamie Oliver likes it there.
And finally: it’s just awesome (and there are lots of sweets there; and you can eat fish & chips; and pretty windmills are sold on the beach front).
going there tomorrow for a seminar and the national rail website does not want to allow me to buy train tickets…boo.
Did you see that you can go for £5 return? It’s a special oyster card deal.
I’d love to know what was in the location of the Bell Book & Candle shop begore they moved in. That blonde girl was clearly designed for something else. I always have to stop and look at it when I’m in Brighton though.