Alien wedding cake. Seriously!

Nothing says romance like a xenomorphous endoparasite breathing down the neck of your bridal gown waiting to sew its seed and propagate the species, a new member of which will burst forth, with grotesque gusto, from your newlywed belly.

Popular culture is just too awesome.

I have no idea who the genius behind this delicious piece culinary artistry is – but irrespective, HR Giger, along with two little chest-burster phalluses, has vicariously left his mark on the world of all things pink and poofy.

Perhaps Ripley could officiate the ceremony?