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  • MJ is dead. It’s tragic. No sarcasm intended – the singer sits proudly on my CD rack. So the guy was a plastic pedophile, that doesn’t negate his talent.

    So MJ’s dead

    MJ is dead. It’s tragic. No sarcasm intended – the singer sits proudly on my CD rack. So the guy was a plastic pedophile, that doesn’t negate his talent.

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  • It can only be described as torture! Pure, unadulterated, pain-inflicting torture. The film is to be released in March of <em>next year</em>.

    Burton’s Alice

    It can only be described as torture! Pure, unadulterated, pain-inflicting torture. The film is to be released in March of next year.

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  • GIG REVIEW - Let’s be honest here. What’s not to like about a guy who manages to maintain a hair do that preserves its five-inch height after head banging and neck lashing for a full hour and fifteen minutes?

    Static X at Islington Academy

    GIG REVIEW - Let’s be honest here. What’s not to like about a guy who manages to maintain a hair do that preserves its five-inch height after head banging and neck lashing for a full hour and fifteen minutes?

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  • GIG REVIEW - How does one put into words the magic of standing in a crowd of 80 000 people who have all congregated to lay claim to their fandom? The answer is that there are no words…but one. Download.

    Download 2009

    GIG REVIEW - How does one put into words the magic of standing in a crowd of 80 000 people who have all congregated to lay claim to their fandom? The answer is that there are no words…but one. Download.

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  • I don’t even know where to begin but I know that I do need to begin. Carnivàle is one of the weirdest television shows that I have ever watched....

    Carnivàle

    I don’t even know where to begin but I know that I do need to begin. Carnivàle is one of the weirdest television shows that I have ever watched....

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  • GIG REVIEW - Tonight Soho’s Crowbar was packed to the max with ‘Thorriors’ who came to witness the guitar-lashing provided by self-proclaimed extraterrestrials Valient Thor.

    Valiant Thor at The Crowbar

    GIG REVIEW - Tonight Soho’s Crowbar was packed to the max with ‘Thorriors’ who came to witness the guitar-lashing provided by self-proclaimed extraterrestrials Valient Thor.

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  • Team ANC South Africa, captained by Jacob Zuma, will face the equivalent of the mighty Samoan giants on a quadruple steroid dosage...

    The clash of the Titans

    Team ANC South Africa, captained by Jacob Zuma, will face the equivalent of the mighty Samoan giants on a quadruple steroid dosage...

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  • Who would have thought that a blue balloon was so multifunctional? This is a discovery I made one hot Saturday afternoon whilst walking along Oxford Street.

    Warren’s blue balloon

    Who would have thought that a blue balloon was so multifunctional? This is a discovery I made one hot Saturday afternoon whilst walking along Oxford Street.

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  • Ever considered purchasing a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt? The kind worn by metal-heads with long greasy hair who spend too much time playing Warcraft and wanking over pictures of scantily clad manga chicks.

    What do you get when you cross three howling wolves with a moon?

    Ever considered purchasing a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt? The kind worn by metal-heads with long greasy hair who spend too much time playing Warcraft and wanking over pictures of scantily clad manga chicks.

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  • Did you know that the ANC has its own dictionary? It is used to define words and phrases used by party members. According to this very resourceful item of explanation...

    Sleeping around is sleeping around

    Did you know that the ANC has its own dictionary? It is used to define words and phrases used by party members. According to this very resourceful item of explanation...

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