Sex sells the Royal Wedding


Will & Kate got married and lots of dumb shit was produced in their honour. Read and weep.

A Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring. Not the sapphire-encrusted-white-gold kind… rather, the deep-royal-blue-silicone kind. The sex toy kind.

A commemorative cock ring…

…to celebrate the Royal wedding.

How appropriate.

Lovehoney, the UK’s largest online adult retailer, has launched a Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring to celebrate the union of His Royal Highness Prince William of Wales to Catherine Elizabeth Middleton on April 29.

Designed by professional artists, the commemorative ring boasts a delightful raised motif reminiscent of crowns of regency past. Featuring a modern depiction of the Union Flag and an iconic image of the royal couple, this elegantly presented ring manages to be pleasurably patriotic as well as stylish.

What better way to sleaze-up your Royal fetish by getting jiggy with King Willy and Princess Kate. Don’t feel shy about sharing some sex-juice with the happy couple on their special day – they will participate in your orgasm with smiling blissful oblivion.

Lovehoney Co Founder Richard Longhurst says “Forget street parties and watching William and Kate on the gogglebox, the best place to enjoy the Royal Wedding is in your own conjugal bed… Give your partner the Lovehoney Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring as part of your own wedding ceremony and you can rediscover the true meaning of wedded bliss.”

So… Royal weddings are Viagra equivalent. No wonder Henry had six wives… and probably a cock ring as well.

Each Royal Wedding Commemorative Ring costs £6.99, available exclusively from