WILL & KATE RANDOM ROYAL REGALIA RUBBISH Series
Will & Kate got married and lots of dumb shit was produced in their honour. Read and weep.
Listen up regal royalists, you only have a limited time left to make sure you get your hands on a tacky Will & Kate Pez Dispenser. If you are keen to see the royal couple spill their sweet-smelling guts, get your asses onto Ebay’s UK Charity Auction website because bidding ends on April 17. The money raised from the sale will be donated to a charity of Will and Kate’s choosing.
The smiling Kate Pez is adorned in blue while Pez William (with a lot more hair than in real life) is dressed in black with a red tie. Unlike other popular Pez models, the William and Kate figurines will not dispense sweets through their mouths; instead, the whole head bends back – how horrifically kitsch! I love it!